THREESOMES: FANTASY BECOMES REALITY
Before any of you think this post will be similar to an excerpt from the recent book phenomenon, 50 Shadesof Grey, let me assure you it’s of a completely different nature, just read on. As I’m sure we’ve all experienced, while on a diet the only thingthat can satisfy a craving is chocolates or cookies or chips… or anything thatis relatively unhealthy and fattening for that matter. So tonight I drove out to the store andpicked up ingredients to make slutty brownies. If you haven’t heard of this gem before it is the slut ofthe dessert world. It makes threesomessound very appealing and quite delicious.
Chocolate chip cookies + Oreos + brownies = heaven.
It really is the slut of the dessert world because it is so delectable thateveryone wants them but very deceitful in that it will make you fat before youknow it. Slutty Brownies can onlybe eaten in small quantities or else they will take over your body.
**Warning: Slutty Brownies have been known to put some people in a very orgasmic food coma**
However, if I have peaked your interest at all and would like to know how to bring Slutty Brownies to life, I willshow you how to make them.
Here are my ingredients.
You can choose any kind of Oreo your heart desires. I picked these lovely summer themedones with blue crème and summer designs on the cookie. If you are a Betty Crocker protégée youmay want to make your cookie dough and brownies from scratch; but I just boughtboxed brownie mix and premade cookie dough.
Step 1: Preheat your oven to 350°
Step 2: I used an 8x8 ungreased Pyrex dish which is theperfect size for the “snack size” box of brownies I had, and it doesn’t overwhelmyou since you eat it in such small quantities.
I can’t think of a more elegant way to put this, but you smush down the cookiedough to cover the bottom of the dish.
Step 3: Make rows of Oreos until the cookie dough is covered
Step 4: Pour your brownie mix over the top, and then smooth over to fill in all the crevasses between the Oreos.
Step 5: Putyour slutty creation in the oven and bake for ~40-45 minutes depending on youroven; keep checking the middle of the brownies with a toothpick to gage when itis ready to come out.
Step 6:Put on a cooling rack, pour yourself a big glass of cold milk, and make thefantasy of a threesome become reality in your mouth. Yummm
